Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Crazy Chick's 2012 BCS Championship Games That Could Happen!


All five of these crazy games could happen. Although they are not as crazy as the chick above! She haunts my dreams at night.

Crazy

Florida State Seminoles vs. South Carolina Gamecocks

How it could happen: This one isn’t too crazy. South Carolina runs through its schedule undefeated and then upsets Alabama or LSU in the SEC Championship. Waiting on them is Florida State who upset Oklahoma and then ran their schedule to be undefeated and beat Virginia Tech in the ACC championship. As the only undefeated BCS teams left in the country they both go the championship in a repeat of last year’s Chick-fil-A Bowl.

Very Crazy

LSU Tigers vs. Oregon Ducks

How it could happen: Yes! A match-up in the first week of the regular season gets replayed in New Orleans for the National Championship. So how does this happen? It’s very simple. Oregon upsets LSU in Dallas and goes on to run the table include winning the new PAC-12. LSU claws its way back to go 11-0 the rest of the year and wins the SEC Championship. A one loss SEC champion is better than any of the remaining teams and so LSU and Oregon finish the year the way they started it.

Triple Dog Dare Crazy

Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Boise State Broncos

How it could happen: The first miracle is that OSU doesn’t get hit with any more sanctions and can play in the postseason. Then Ohio State runs the table and wins the new Big 10 championship game, despite having lost their starting quarterback, their head coach, and several other starters for the first five games. Boise State sleep walks through their schedule and with Bama, Florida State, LSU, Oregon, and several others with multiple losses Boise finally gets its shot at the crystal ball.

Shaved Head Brittany Spears Crazy

Notre Dame Fighting Irish vs. West Virginia Mountaineers

How it could happen: How funny and awesome would this be? Again Bama, Florida State, LSU, etc all have a couple of losses. West Virginia goes 3-0 to start the year and then shocks LSU in Morgantown. They finish the year undefeated and the ghosts of 2007 are put to rest. Brian Kelly gets the Irish rocking and rolling and scores big wins over USC, Pitt, and Michigan State, and then caps off the year with a big upset of Stanford in Stanford Stadium. Irish literally go mad with happiness.

Liza Minnelli Crazy (Need I say more)

SMU Mustangs vs. USC Trojans

How it could happen: Stay with me on this one kids because I’ll need a page of explanation. And to all you naysayers yes I do have a way this could happen; I wouldn’t put it up there if there was no chance it could occur. First for how SMU gets here. SMU went 7-7 last year with an appearance in the Conf. USA championship game and a bowl win. They are returning almost all of their team. USC can't go to the postseason because of NCAA sanctions. So how does this match-up happen? Well SMU starts off their year by beating highly ranked Texas A&M and their next few easy games. They become ranked in the top 15 and then go on to beat TCU who is also ranked and become ranked in the top 10. Now while this is going on another Conf. USA team named Tulsa who went 10-2 last year is having a great year as well. Tulsa beats #1 Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and then Boise State to propel them into the top six or seven teams in the country to set up an Oct. 29 clash with top ten SMU. SMU wins on the road and becomes the third best team in the country. Meanwhile USC has easily got through their schedule and become #1 in the country. As Bama, LSU, Oregon, Oklahoma, Georgia, Wisconsin, etc have all been beat twice. The problem is they can't win a national title because of the penalties. The #2 team in the country (doesn't matter who it is) gets beat for the 2nd time and SMU and USC become the #1 and #2 teams in the country. USC's students, coaches, celebrities, petition the NCAA to let them play in this year's national title; and they will take two extra years of punishment. Through the power of laughter USC superfan Will Ferrell convinces the NCAA to overturn its penalties and USC plays SMU in the 2012 BCS National Championship.

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