40 Lb Box of Rape

The 40 lb box of rape is here again! After never successfully predicting which game would be the most lopsided of the week, we’ve decided to make this a recap of the worst beating that actually occurred the previous weekend. Enjoy the surprise sex synopsis (there’s some alliteration for your Engrish majors).

This week’s recipient of the donkey punch du jour (almost some more alliteration there) is the Citadel, who had the misfortune to play a Florida squad who is trying to rack up the style points in another bid for the National Championship. All things considered, it was nice of Florida coach Urban Meyer to call off the dogs around the middle of the second quarter, leaving the Gators with a paltry 51 point margin of victory with a final score of 70-19. And I am not being sarcastic when I say that Meyer was being nice, as Florida could have easily hung a hundy on the Citadel without breaking much of a sweat. Baby Rhino Tebow threw for three TDs and Florida had a combined six rushing touchdowns from five different players (surprisingly, none of whom were named Tebow). Despite the score, it wasn’t all about Florida on that field on Saturday. I have it on good authority that most of the mothers of the Citadel players thought their sons looked “very handsome in their uniforms”.